“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you
“I made you some shoes.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll