“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.”
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty