“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”

“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”

“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”

“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”

“England would fall if you left me.”

“England would fall if you left me.”

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”

“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall

“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall

“I would give you the good pill every time.”

“I would give you the good pill every time.”

“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let

“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”

“I’m what people DO!”

“I’m what people DO!”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“I have an app that can steal anything… including

“I have an app that can steal anything… including

“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come

“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave

“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”

“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”

“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.”

“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.”

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with

“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with

“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”

“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”

“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound

“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound