“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just

“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just

“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”

“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,

Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,

“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean

“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean

“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”

“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“Nice Reichen-rack.”

“Nice Reichen-rack.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still

“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”