“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a
“I have an app that can steal anything… including
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let
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