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“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”

“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older

“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows?

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.”

“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

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