“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
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“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me…
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French
“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
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