“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/27879961524/

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/28528060707/

“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’

“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our

“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/30845885287/

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“I would keep your mobile phone.”

“I would keep your mobile phone.”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

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noordzee: Drawn after that bit in A Scandal in Belgravia where

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”

“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly