“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman
“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady
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“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”