*Fixed a typo in the caption.
The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the
Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all
Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you
Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t
Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling. I need this
I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s
Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed. Noted. Staring
Good chores list darling. For a start. Write Monday on the
Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You
How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how
Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm. It’s
Don’t think of it as chastity. Think of it as three months
You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …
Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees
Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines.
Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me
This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad
This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s
The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I
I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.
Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to
Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you
I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t