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Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months of foreplay.  Starting now.   Caption Credit: Wish I could remember.  I saw the three months of foreplay thing somewhere.  

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Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

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You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”

Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at