The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all
Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you
Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t
Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling. I need this
Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed. Noted. Staring
Good chores list darling. For a start. Write Monday on the
Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You
Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm. It’s
Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”
Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines.
Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me
This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad
The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
First you make me come in every room in our mansion. Then
A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.
No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to
I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you.
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t
You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom
You are going to get up here … but you’re going
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your
I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home
Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you
Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband