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We all know that Ducky like to fucky? Great dong, Jon Cryer!

We all know that Ducky like to fucky? Great dong, Jon Cryer!

Whoa, check out the hot dong on Jeff Garlin! Remember when he

Whoa, check out the hot dong on Jeff Garlin! Remember when he

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, great dong! I hope they cut that thing

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, great dong! I hope they cut that thing

Hey Mr. Belvedere, that’s a great dong! (however, you really

Hey Mr. Belvedere, that’s a great dong! (however, you really

Hey Fonzerelli, you’re a no good hood! With a great dong! Great

Hey Fonzerelli, you’re a no good hood! With a great dong! Great

That’s a real Tucci Stanley is packin’ there! Great dong,

That’s a real Tucci Stanley is packin’ there! Great dong,

Honestly, I think an argument could be made that DJ Jazzy Jeff’s

Honestly, I think an argument could be made that DJ Jazzy Jeff’s

Wow, who knew the author of “The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test”

Wow, who knew the author of “The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test”

R.I.P. Christopher Reeves, you had an awesome dong.

R.I.P. Christopher Reeves, you had an awesome dong.

Well, well, well, check out that hot dong on Ross Gellar himself!

Well, well, well, check out that hot dong on Ross Gellar himself!

Good thing his pants aren’t sheer, or his coworkers would never

Good thing his pants aren’t sheer, or his coworkers would never

Holy shit, I bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s hot dong knows a thing

Holy shit, I bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s hot dong knows a thing

Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s

Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s

Well, well, well, looks like not all of the Staypuft marshmallow

Well, well, well, looks like not all of the Staypuft marshmallow

Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that

Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that

Check out that hot dong on Michael Myers! Careful, though, you

Check out that hot dong on Michael Myers! Careful, though, you

Hey Quentin Tarantino, great dong!

Hey Quentin Tarantino, great dong!

DFW? HUNG!

DFW? HUNG!

Is there maybe a little skin showing here? I think I almost can

Is there maybe a little skin showing here? I think I almost can

We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is

We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is

He’s dead now, but Richard Pryor had a dong.

He’s dead now, but Richard Pryor had a dong.

Oh man I’m glad Scott Walker doesn’t wear turtlenecks, because

Oh man I’m glad Scott Walker doesn’t wear turtlenecks, because

Look at the hot dong on the pope! Wow!

Look at the hot dong on the pope! Wow!

oh man i didn’t know it was that big! John Hamm has a ham in

oh man i didn’t know it was that big! John Hamm has a ham in

Steven Soderbergh is really rockin’ a hot dong.

Steven Soderbergh is really rockin’ a hot dong.

Look at Tracey Morgan’s hot dong.

Look at Tracey Morgan’s hot dong.

Keanu has a hot dong.

Keanu has a hot dong.