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Two weeks in a row of Kilmer’s lil hog!

Two weeks in a row of Kilmer’s lil hog!

That’s a cute lil dong, Val Kilmer! You got your own lil

That’s a cute lil dong, Val Kilmer! You got your own lil

Well shit, I for sure didn’t know that ham from the sandlot

Well shit, I for sure didn’t know that ham from the sandlot

Well how bout that? Wilfred Brimley has a hot dong growing out

Well how bout that? Wilfred Brimley has a hot dong growing out

Check out that fatty on wheeler Walker jr.! Great dong, wheeler!

Check out that fatty on wheeler Walker jr.! Great dong, wheeler!

I’m not actually sure if Melissa McCarthy has a hot dong

I’m not actually sure if Melissa McCarthy has a hot dong

I bet those dongs would lovvvvve some orange soda! Great dongs,

I bet those dongs would lovvvvve some orange soda! Great dongs,

Oh course his dick was Satan. Nice dong, Lemmy!

Oh course his dick was Satan. Nice dong, Lemmy!

Great dong Harvey Fierstein! I love you on project dressmaking!

Great dong Harvey Fierstein! I love you on project dressmaking!

Holy fuck, Roger!

Holy fuck, Roger!

Maury! You are the father! Of a lovely dong!

Maury! You are the father! Of a lovely dong!

No wonder he’s able to steal all those ladies! I bet that

No wonder he’s able to steal all those ladies! I bet that

Oh shit, looks like The Master snuck out of Paul Thomas Anderson’s

Oh shit, looks like The Master snuck out of Paul Thomas Anderson’s

Hey Paul, that’s a cute lil pecker ya got there! Dare I

Hey Paul, that’s a cute lil pecker ya got there! Dare I

What a trio of delicious dongs! I bet y'all were sticking them

What a trio of delicious dongs! I bet y'all were sticking them

oh man, look at that cool guy! Great dong, Michael Cera!

oh man, look at that cool guy! Great dong, Michael Cera!

Well, if you don’t want people taking your picture, maybe you

Well, if you don’t want people taking your picture, maybe you

Looking good, Luis Guzman! Great fighting stance, and GREAT DONG!

Looking good, Luis Guzman! Great fighting stance, and GREAT DONG!

You know, it’s actually pretty amazing how many times Larry

You know, it’s actually pretty amazing how many times Larry

Oh man, look at ol’ 3 dongs! Nice dongs, Martin Scorcese!

Oh man, look at ol’ 3 dongs! Nice dongs, Martin Scorcese!

Looks like you finally got that little guy, Leo! Great job and

Looks like you finally got that little guy, Leo! Great job and

Oh man, I didn’t know Jonathan Davis from Korn and Sarah

Oh man, I didn’t know Jonathan Davis from Korn and Sarah

R.I.P. Fab!

R.I.P. Fab!

Great lil peener Cam Newton!

Great lil peener Cam Newton!

Bro, I had no idea you were packing TWO hot dongs! Adam Sandler,

Bro, I had no idea you were packing TWO hot dongs! Adam Sandler,

Oh, FUCK! Looks like Josh Brolin’s hot dong fell off and he’s

Oh, FUCK! Looks like Josh Brolin’s hot dong fell off and he’s

Congratulations on your hundreth birthday, David Spade! I hope

Congratulations on your hundreth birthday, David Spade! I hope

Oh man, Rick looks pissed! At least we know he’s not upset

Oh man, Rick looks pissed! At least we know he’s not upset

I totally didn’t realize Steve Buscemi had his dong out on

I totally didn’t realize Steve Buscemi had his dong out on

Congratulations to Bob Newhart, who just turned 129 today! Happy

Congratulations to Bob Newhart, who just turned 129 today! Happy

Holy shit, I bet those satanic verses had something to do with

Holy shit, I bet those satanic verses had something to do with

That hot dong is just another reason that Kirby Puckett’s passing

That hot dong is just another reason that Kirby Puckett’s passing

Time out, guys! Those are some great dongs! I bet Zach Morris

Time out, guys! Those are some great dongs! I bet Zach Morris

I don’t see any American graffiti on that dong! Great dong,

I don’t see any American graffiti on that dong! Great dong,

Oh shit! It’s that bear from “The Revenant”! Nice dong,

Oh shit! It’s that bear from “The Revenant”! Nice dong,

I don’t know why he was so mad, that’s a pretty solid dong.

I don’t know why he was so mad, that’s a pretty solid dong.