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I’ve got good news and bad news for you all! ChaosMuramasa,

I’ve got good news and bad news for you all! ChaosMuramasa,

When free use started to spread across the globe, a lot of people

When free use started to spread across the globe, a lot of people

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My latest addition to the Blowjob Universe saga...

My latest addition to the Blowjob Universe saga...

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On my 18th birthday, I went out on the town with all of my friends,

On my 18th birthday, I went out on the town with all of my friends,

“Uh, I.. Excuse me..?” I turned to see a scrawny teenage

“Uh, I.. Excuse me..?” I turned to see a scrawny teenage

I was out grocery shopping the other day when I ran into my favorite

I was out grocery shopping the other day when I ran into my favorite

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My girlfriend is the most impatient person on the planet. I can’t

My girlfriend is the most impatient person on the planet. I can’t

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“AaaAAAH… Dammit… Slow DOWN Mike,” my wife

“AaaAAAH… Dammit… Slow DOWN Mike,” my wife

My wife’s quite proud of making it into a top 10 porno

My wife’s quite proud of making it into a top 10 porno

Halfway through skyping my girlfriend, I saw someone come up

Halfway through skyping my girlfriend, I saw someone come up

“See man? I told you pregnant girls are hot. Mine is, anyway…”I

“See man? I told you pregnant girls are hot. Mine is, anyway…”I

“Oh look, another little brat in my house… Lucky me.”I

“Oh look, another little brat in my house… Lucky me.”I

“Hey, look over there,” my buddy Ryan said, pointing

“Hey, look over there,” my buddy Ryan said, pointing

Being an agent isn’t so bad. Performers can be tough to

Being an agent isn’t so bad. Performers can be tough to

My aunt’s always been the monogamous type… Totally

My aunt’s always been the monogamous type… Totally

My school’s Chubby Chaser club picked my sister of all

My school’s Chubby Chaser club picked my sister of all

Every summer, my family meets up at the lake house… The

Every summer, my family meets up at the lake house… The

I try to send Brian a selfie every time his girlfriend’s

I try to send Brian a selfie every time his girlfriend’s

When I took my assigned seat and looked over to see this, I knew

When I took my assigned seat and looked over to see this, I knew

I’m headed on a romantic vacation starting today! I’ve

I’m headed on a romantic vacation starting today! I’ve

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   I’ve been Class President every year for as long as

I’ve been Class President every year for as long as

  Mom always told me this day would come… That is, whenever

Mom always told me this day would come… That is, whenever