“Oh look, another little brat in my house… Lucky me.”I
“See man? I told you pregnant girls are hot. Mine is, anyway…”I
My wife’s quite proud of making it into a top 10 porno
“AaaAAAH… Dammit… Slow DOWN Mike,” my wife
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My girlfriend is the most impatient person on the planet. I can’t