“Looks yummy!”
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“Looks like you have a couple of goodies under your tree!”
“Santa said I could take care of you tonight.”
“Cute T-shirt, Molly.”
“I’ll bet your candy cane tastes better, Mr. Crude!”
“Want a taste?”
“To save some time, I started unwrapping your present,
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Sophie looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Ho-ho-ho!”“Are
“I’ve finished wrapping all the gifts,” said
As Mr. Crude watched Lauren decorate her tree he asked, “Do
“It’s really great that you’re giving me an
“Does the Grinch deserve a spanking?”
“Sometimes the best presents aren’t under the tree.”
“I’ve got a very special present for you.”
Zoey lifted her top and said, “They may be little, but
Athena sat on her bed, smiled at Mr. Crude and then said, “I’m
“Now, about that ‘A’ I want to earn…”
“Come on in, the water’s fine!”
“Let me pull my hair back and then I’ll be ready.”
“Do these jeans make my butt look good?”
“I’d roll up my sleeves, but I don’t have any.
“Could I interest you in a little somethin’-something?”
“How about right here, Mr. Crude?” asked Leni. “Just
Mackenzie wasn’t too happy about her options to improve
Jessica looked up at Mr. Crude, sighed and then told him, “I
Tell me why this is labeled Mature!
“Don’t mind me, Mr. Crude. I’ll wait until
“Um, no, I’m not wearing anything underneath.”
“After I’m done whipping this batter, you can use
“Oof! That Lush feels great!”
“You have some interesting things here. I have a few myself.
“Detention, huh? Well, I hope you’re planning to
“Don’t worry. We’ll go easy on you after we’ve
“I’m starting to think that playing strip pool with