published on: 2022-12-22 20:46:46
As Mr. Crude watched Lauren decorate her tree he asked, “Do
“I’ve finished wrapping all the gifts,” said
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“To save some time, I started unwrapping your present,
“Want a taste?”
“I’ll bet your candy cane tastes better, Mr. Crude!”