johnniewaswolf: OKAY but how do i find a girl that i trust to
johnniewaswolf: anyone who follows me, or anyone who likes my
johnniewaswolf: today is a day for going commando
johnniewaswolf: you are not allowed to require people of color
johnniewaswolf: i bought a few new pairs of underwear (because
johnniewaswolf: black women helppppppp i have really oily skin
johnniewaswolf: two weeks ago i was contacted by someone looking
johnniewaswolf: i mean…????? what is this picture ??????
johnniewaswolf: petitelolitabebepoison: littlebutcurvy: This
johnniewaswolf: this is not a good picture from friday, i just
johnniewaswolf: sup
johnniewaswolf: i don’t absorb things that happen to real
johnniewaswolf: morning who reblobbed this it’s been
johnniewaswolf: so this is a babydoll that doesn’t fit my
johnniewaswolf: my body is sore and i have this annoying cough.
johnniewaswolf: Standing hurts. Sitting hurts. Laying down hurts.
johnniewaswolf: Hillary is not our last chance at a woman as
johnniewaswolf: WHAT DOES THE WATERMELON MEAN ON BUZZFEED’S
johnniewaswolf: this cough will be the death of me I AM DONE
johnniewaswolf: If you don’t understand masochism, don’t
johnniewaswolf: today is a day for going commando
johnniewaswolf: a proper good morning i suppose 🌥☔️
johnniewaswolf: a proper good morning i suppose 🌥☔️
johnniewaswolf: 4 u dissapointed-dad :* aw @peaceongirth remember
johnniewaswolf: I’m excitedly awaiting my new suction cup
johnniewaswolf: “you are built for pleasure”
johnniewaswolf: stop disliking politics. this shit matters.
johnniewaswolf: sent a lot of snaps this morning to my friends
johnniewaswolf: i have jury duty tomorrow ugh “civic duty”
johnniewaswolf: yes daddy?
johnniewaswolf: if u live in southern california pls raise your
johnniewaswolf: what would a Mo Rocca Christmas entail @dundermifflinscranton
johnniewaswolf: if you have a fetlife account you should message
johnniewaswolf: my birthday is on sunday. pls give me presents.
johnniewaswolf: so my nipple clamps are here but i’m lounging
johnniewaswolf: you know what’s the most hilariously insincere