baddiebey:Life in bikini bottom seems so stress free…no rent..patrick
baddiebey: *does 3 squats and a lunge* YAAAAS BITCH IM BOUT
baddiebey: ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because
baddiebey:Life in bikini bottom seems so stress free…no rent..patrick
baddiebey:how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised
baddiebey: darth vader: join the dark side luke:
baddiebey: ME
baddiebey: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT BROOKE CANDY OR KATY PERRY OR
baddiebey: “I knew Karen would pull some shit like this”
baddiebey: ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE FIRST TIME I HEARD YONCÉ
baddiebey: “I put that on God”God:
baddiebey: How is Disney gonna preach “work hard and your
baddiebey: When ur friend say something in the groupchat but
baddiebey: ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because
baddiebey:not to be dramatic but im dyin slow from the inside
baddiebey: Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your
baddiebey: when the couple on house hunters chooses the house
baddiebey: No offense but I dont owe the troops anything? Aint
baddiebey: DOES DRAKE KNOW ABOUT THIS IS HE ALIVE???? YOU KNOW
baddiebey: When Beyoncé growled barbarian and Nicki continued
baddiebey: Kanye: My white passing wife with a big ass and thick
baddiebey: Tfw you’re the third wheel and nobody cares about
baddiebey:…..I know drake isnt my bf and that hes entitled
baddiebey: me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO
baddiebey: It’s so stupid that the most beautiful places like
baddiebey: me: all men are awful they just suck and thems the
baddiebey: Whoever sent me this needs to put their f*ckin location
baddiebey:when you talking to drake on the phone and you realize
baddiebey: *does 2 squats* @drake im comin for u boo #Practice.mp3
baddiebey: When U feature Nicki Minaj on ya song and realize
baddiebey:I can’t wait till i marry drake so I can end every
baddiebey:not to be dramatic but im dyin slow from the inside
baddiebey: “I knew Karen would pull some shit like this”
baddiebey: ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because
baddiebey: You:*talkin* Me: I agree. Me:*in my mind* I would
baddiebey:Life in bikini bottom seems so stress free…no rent..patrick