wartortles: IM SCREAMING
wartortling: pumpkinradish: maxeth: Survival horror but you
wartortles:IM SCREAMING
wartortling: pumpkinradish: maxeth: Survival horror but you
wartortles: how do i get a girl to sit on my face? nothing sexual.
wartortles: still waiting for someone to make out with me
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: my life would be much more simpler if i were a dog
wartortles:When a popular blog follows you
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: When a popular blog follows you
wartortles: sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance
wartortles: fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people
wartortles: instead of sitting there not kissing me u should
wartortles: do u think ur pets talk shit about u when ur not
wartortles: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
wartortles: fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people
wartortles: el tigre es pequeño y gordo
wartortles: did u know that if u say “dam gurl show me dem
wartortles: the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving
wartortles: do u think ur pets talk shit about u when ur not
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
wartortles: fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
wartortles: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from