Running free on the beach, Deric vowed he would never wear pants

Running free on the beach, Deric vowed he would never wear pants

Warning to all Sherlockians regarding His Last Vow:

Warning to all Sherlockians regarding His Last Vow:

I AM NOT OKAY

I AM NOT OKAY

“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden

“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”

“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Loving you could never be human error.”

“Loving you could never be human error.”

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’

“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn

“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn

“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover…

“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover…

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”

“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

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“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t

“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding

“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s

“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d