starbasek:  Like, pretty much every day, yeah… and especially

starbasek: Like, pretty much every day, yeah… and especially

starbasek:  It does indeed…

starbasek: It does indeed…

starbasek:  Healthy and protein-filled…

starbasek: Healthy and protein-filled…

starbasek:  Merry Christmas, all you fabulous, slutty bimbos.

starbasek: Merry Christmas, all you fabulous, slutty bimbos.

starbasek:  This is so, so, so true…

starbasek: This is so, so, so true…

starbasek:Mmmmm, so tasteh…

starbasek:Mmmmm, so tasteh…

starbasek:That’s your job!

starbasek:That’s your job!

starbasek:It’s better that way…

starbasek:It’s better that way…

starbasek:And preferably in those heels…

starbasek:And preferably in those heels…

starbasek:Damned good question…

starbasek:Damned good question…

starbasek:  Exactly…

starbasek: Exactly…

starbasek:    Some truths are timeless…

starbasek: Some truths are timeless…

starbasek:    I know, I know… that’s just crazy talk…

starbasek: I know, I know… that’s just crazy talk…

starbasek:  Pretty much…

starbasek: Pretty much…

starbasek:  Truth, if Tumblr is any indication…

starbasek: Truth, if Tumblr is any indication…

starbasek:  It might well vary from day to day anyway…

starbasek: It might well vary from day to day anyway…

starbasek:  A successful tactic that’s been working for thousands

starbasek: A successful tactic that’s been working for thousands

starbasek:  It’s always reassuring to know that the pipeline

starbasek: It’s always reassuring to know that the pipeline

starbasek:  Why indeed?

starbasek: Why indeed?

starbasek:  Becoming a useful member of society can take many

starbasek: Becoming a useful member of society can take many

starbasek:  Be what you are…

starbasek: Be what you are…

starbasek:  Of course you would…

starbasek: Of course you would…

starbasek:  Or at least that’s what Audrey says…

starbasek: Or at least that’s what Audrey says…

starbasek:  Do it!

starbasek: Do it!

starbasek:  A reasonable question…

starbasek: A reasonable question…

starbasek:  A simple truth that every bimbo understands at her

starbasek: A simple truth that every bimbo understands at her

starbasek:  That’s right, Angelika…

starbasek: That’s right, Angelika…

starbasek:  Being proactive is always a laudable bimbo trait…

starbasek: Being proactive is always a laudable bimbo trait…

starbasek:  That’s what mid-market hotel rooms are for, by

starbasek: That’s what mid-market hotel rooms are for, by

starbasek:  Bimbos are perfect. Everybody knows this.

starbasek: Bimbos are perfect. Everybody knows this.

starbasek:  Absolutely not!

starbasek: Absolutely not!

starbasek:  And Holly’s made a lot of guys very happy, I’m

starbasek: And Holly’s made a lot of guys very happy, I’m

starbasek:  That’s all I need from you anyway, Audrey…

starbasek: That’s all I need from you anyway, Audrey…

starbasek:  Quick, easy, effective, and always appreciated…

starbasek: Quick, easy, effective, and always appreciated…

starbasek:  Wouldn’t you festively-colored bimbos be fun to

starbasek: Wouldn’t you festively-colored bimbos be fun to

starbasek:  And it should validate you…

starbasek: And it should validate you…