-shr00ms: i’m full of shit you’re full of shit he/she/it
-shr00ms: i really want to go get a free kitten but my parents
-shr00ms: perked: tumblr user oh-woah reblogged my face does
-shr00ms: Fake a smile alyssa stop being fucking perfect oH
-shr00ms: have sex with me
-shr00ms: You’re honestly so full of shit hahah I can’t
-shr00ms: boys have the hottest sex faces ugh
-shr00ms: She looks dead omg
-shr00ms: i am so bored and so cranky and i feel fat and i
-shr00ms: I just am in the mood to backhand everyone
-shr00ms: i need to get out of this fucking house and get my
-shr00ms: Guess who has a boyfriend:) still not me ha ha ha
-shr00ms: da boyf dem hickeys alyssa
-shr00ms: Read More
-shr00ms: Relationship update: just named my boyfriends dick
-shr00ms: I hate when I get in these moods I just feel completely
-shr00ms: my kitten doesn’t believe in sitting like a lady
-shr00ms: holy fuck my crotch has nearly 130k notes
-shr00ms: selfie game strong
-shr00ms: selfie game strong
-shr00ms: Oh hey
-shr00ms: if i could be a stripper without anyone knowing i
-shr00ms: I don’t know if I want rough sex or if I just want
-shr00ms: i want someone to feel that way about me. i want
-shr00ms: you might hate me now but you sure didn’t hate me
-shr00ms: Just gotta keep telling myself that I don’t give
-shr00ms: someone cuddle me I’m so cold :(
-shr00ms: marry me
-shr00ms: I just love being naked
-shr00ms: So many attractive people But they’re all on the
-shr00ms: I need sex
-shr00ms: whoever gets to fall asleep next to me is one lucky
-shr00ms: cosmo-s: Me next month omg Bitch get your caption
-shr00ms: I genuinely think it’s because of the dentist that
-shr00ms: borz118: facebook.com/ali.agamirzaev borz118.tumblr.com
-shr00ms: ive perfected the stripper crawl i found my purpose