phallical: I guess this is scandalous
phallical: I guess this is scandalous
phallical: Me, when people tell me to “just relax”
phallical: Me about to spill all the tea, frame the receipts
phallical: Drunk me, thinkin I’m singing like an angel 😂
phallical: The people at work gave me a free “dad hat”
phallical: *calming indie blasting in headphones*
phallical: Same
phallical: me tbh
phallical: Forever mood
phallical: Is this nsfw?
phallical: I love these new underwear but I wish they were tighter
phallical: Me about to spill all the tea, frame the receipts
phallical: Drunk me, thinkin I’m singing like an angel 😂
phallical: The people at work gave me a free “dad hat”
phallical: Minor progress on the home front ✌🏼
phallical: I’m sure y'all are sick of this mug but @kaiser-augustus-99
phallical:Leg day today but I didn’t have a full body mirror
phallical:The sun at St. Pete Pride took no fucking prisoners
phallical:First gif I’ve made and ofcourse it’s flexing.
phallical: I’m sure y'all are sick of this mug but @kaiser-augustus-99
phallical: @possiblyjk tagged me in a stop, drop and selfie…
phallical:Beef
phallical:“Always tired and always of you…”
phallical:Waited in line and did my civil duty ✌🏼️#election
phallical:Doctors office selfies from when I was sick with an
phallical: chasers17: Constantly torn between wanting to
phallical:Leg day today but I didn’t have a full body mirror
phallical:The sun at St. Pete Pride took no fucking prisoners
phallical:Bought a Camelbak that will basically double as my
phallical:First gif I’ve made and ofcourse it’s flexing.
phallical: I’m sure y'all are sick of this mug but @kaiser-augustus-99
phallical: Brief.
phallical:Cancer Season in full swing 🦀 Where my moody bois
phallical:This is my fav jockstrap… post leg day 🍑
phallical: I’m sure y'all are sick of this mug but @kaiser-augustus-99