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lixpex: All that nasty “will of your own” has been wiped
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lixpex: “Don’t you see what that necklace is doing to you?”
lixpex: The genie granted Duncan’s wish for muscle, but also
lixpex: Watching their friend turn into a chav, and it’s just
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lixpex: He shouldn’t have tried to foreclose on that mysterious
lixpex: She was perfectly confident in her femininity. But what
lixpex: I send out the Holy Muscle Energy! I choose YOU!
lixpex: “It is done,” intoned the genie, and disappeared
lixpex: Stare into the Mirror. Focus on your ideal body. Watch
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lixpex: The physical transformation was already complete, but
lixpex: I couldn’t believe my little brother got to the mailbox
lixpex: You have one hour, Troy. For the next hour, you are