My dream bottom.

My dream bottom.

I melted a little bit. That smile!

I melted a little bit. That smile!

Fuck yeah. That’s the kind of ass that bounces back when

Fuck yeah. That’s the kind of ass that bounces back when

I bet that ass is just as welcoming. *swoon*

I bet that ass is just as welcoming. *swoon*

Just the kind of guy I love to see in a sling. Why is it that

Just the kind of guy I love to see in a sling. Why is it that

This is someone I knew. He passed away just over a year ago.

This is someone I knew. He passed away just over a year ago.

Aww. I want to suck it for him. And lick those huge fucking nipples.

Aww. I want to suck it for him. And lick those huge fucking nipples.

I just want to climb on top of that and ride. It’s no secret

I just want to climb on top of that and ride. It’s no secret

There isn’t a single place I wouldn’t want to put

There isn’t a single place I wouldn’t want to put

I want to see if I can fuck that smirk off your face.

I want to see if I can fuck that smirk off your face.

I’ll eat your ass for another wakeboarding lesson. Hell,

I’ll eat your ass for another wakeboarding lesson. Hell,

Sweet looking beefy ass and legs.

Sweet looking beefy ass and legs.

What’s the appropriate response when you realize your ex

What’s the appropriate response when you realize your ex

It’s really weird still coming across pictures of him.

It’s really weird still coming across pictures of him.

Just the eager bottom I was looking for.

Just the eager bottom I was looking for.

Yes please!

Yes please!

It’s like a produce display at the grocery. Only much nicer.

It’s like a produce display at the grocery. Only much nicer.

I prefer men. I’m not so much into bestiality.

I prefer men. I’m not so much into bestiality.

I want to lie naked in bed with him. Press my face up against

I want to lie naked in bed with him. Press my face up against

That’s….really nice. All round and slightly jiggles

That’s….really nice. All round and slightly jiggles

Inspecting the produce before getting to the checkout counter.

Inspecting the produce before getting to the checkout counter.

When a guy is small enough (under 5'8") for me to do this,

When a guy is small enough (under 5'8") for me to do this,

It’s those huge muscled dudes that love being fingered

It’s those huge muscled dudes that love being fingered

That’s an awful lot of attention for one bottom. That ass

That’s an awful lot of attention for one bottom. That ass

I bet he screams like a banshee when he’s taking it.

I bet he screams like a banshee when he’s taking it.

Those thighs make my mouth water.

Those thighs make my mouth water.

I could lie in bed all day and watch that bottom bob up and down

I could lie in bed all day and watch that bottom bob up and down

If you’re going to put it in me, you better pin me down

If you’re going to put it in me, you better pin me down

I want to run my tongue down his thigh and suck on his body where

I want to run my tongue down his thigh and suck on his body where

Shorter, built guys with a bit of hair get my dick moving in

Shorter, built guys with a bit of hair get my dick moving in

He heard me pull into the driveway and knew to get ready.

He heard me pull into the driveway and knew to get ready.

Short, built, little bit of hair…oh man there goes my

Short, built, little bit of hair…oh man there goes my

Just lie there while I rub my beard up and down your body and

Just lie there while I rub my beard up and down your body and

Clones: they look different than they did in the 70’s.

Clones: they look different than they did in the 70’s.

Maybe I have a thing for chinstraps and just haven’t realized

Maybe I have a thing for chinstraps and just haven’t realized

Exactly this! He’s cute, scruffy and he’s not too

Exactly this! He’s cute, scruffy and he’s not too