“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
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“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”