No, my angel, you cannot sleep in mommy’s bed tonight; mommy’s

No, my angel, you cannot sleep in mommy’s bed tonight; mommy’s

 How did the baby get inside mommy’s tummy?  Well, as in your

How did the baby get inside mommy’s tummy?  Well, as in your

Oh, sweetie; How could I not let my boss fuck me with no condom

Oh, sweetie; How could I not let my boss fuck me with no condom

When your wife asked, “you did hear me when I asked him

When your wife asked, “you did hear me when I asked him

Honey, I know it’s going to be hard to tell your family

Honey, I know it’s going to be hard to tell your family

Honey, someday you’ll have to tell her that she is my boss’

Honey, someday you’ll have to tell her that she is my boss’

Yes, honey, I agree that it’s time to give her a sibling,

Yes, honey, I agree that it’s time to give her a sibling,

You’ll always remember that selfie of your wife and the

You’ll always remember that selfie of your wife and the

My husband was so happy when I told him that I’m pregnant

My husband was so happy when I told him that I’m pregnant

Many years have passed and you have two children, that may or

Many years have passed and you have two children, that may or

You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip

You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip

What could be more humbling? Your own sisters persuaded your

What could be more humbling? Your own sisters persuaded your

When your mother asked you, you didn’t tell her the truth.

When your mother asked you, you didn’t tell her the truth.

You are the only white man of the village. The mid-wife asked

You are the only white man of the village. The mid-wife asked

Your wife’s most cherished memory is the moment her boss

Your wife’s most cherished memory is the moment her boss

You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable,

You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable,

Your wife has just told you on the phone that she loves you.

Your wife has just told you on the phone that she loves you.

Your wife let him put his condom wrapped penis inside her pussy

Your wife let him put his condom wrapped penis inside her pussy

Like many other men, you were obsessed about marring a virgin

Like many other men, you were obsessed about marring a virgin

The first day she met your step-dad she told him, “you’re

The first day she met your step-dad she told him, “you’re

After the initial shock your wife said, “don’t worry,

After the initial shock your wife said, “don’t worry,

The last time your wife’s boss fucked her before the wedding,

The last time your wife’s boss fucked her before the wedding,

Honey, when I said I didn’t want to have children out of

Honey, when I said I didn’t want to have children out of

You can’t but feel the most submissive of all husbands

You can’t but feel the most submissive of all husbands

 She looks so sexy. No wonder you are happy that you let him

She looks so sexy. No wonder you are happy that you let him

 Oh, sweetie; How could I not let my boss fuck me with no condom

Oh, sweetie; How could I not let my boss fuck me with no condom

It’s not only because of the great sex that your wife has

It’s not only because of the great sex that your wife has

Honey, you not only should give a copy of this picture to your

Honey, you not only should give a copy of this picture to your

Honey, tell me again, whose baby is inside my tummy?.

Honey, tell me again, whose baby is inside my tummy?.

It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your

It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your

Your wife hasn’t stopped wearing sexy lingerie …

Your wife hasn’t stopped wearing sexy lingerie …

He told me about his ‘hotwife’ fantasy and I make up stories

He told me about his ‘hotwife’ fantasy and I make up stories

I really love conjugal visits!! Hubby has been sentenced to jail

I really love conjugal visits!! Hubby has been sentenced to jail

mr-tonks:  “Tell everyone around the world that DEMOCRACY

mr-tonks: “Tell everyone around the world that DEMOCRACY

mr-tonks:  “Tell everyone around the world that DEMOCRACY

mr-tonks: “Tell everyone around the world that DEMOCRACY

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