Captain Wendy Fiore unfurls her sails.

Captain Wendy Fiore unfurls her sails.

Spotting Wendy Fiore.

Spotting Wendy Fiore.

Wendy Fiore is stress testing her lingerie straps again. My money’s

Wendy Fiore is stress testing her lingerie straps again. My money’s

Happy Sunday with English lit professor Wendy Fiore. 

Happy Sunday with English lit professor Wendy Fiore. 

Wendy Fiore caught us looking again. Who can blame us?

Wendy Fiore caught us looking again. Who can blame us?

Wow, those sure are big. How does she walk around with those

Wow, those sure are big. How does she walk around with those

Nobody rocks a baby blue bra like Wendy Fiore. 

Nobody rocks a baby blue bra like Wendy Fiore. 

Some tragic Wendy Fiore spillage - and I’m the cleanup crew.

Some tragic Wendy Fiore spillage - and I’m the cleanup crew.

Apple picking season might not be over, says farmgirl Wendy Fiore.

Apple picking season might not be over, says farmgirl Wendy Fiore.

Wendy Fiore is ready for some Christmas shopping. 

Wendy Fiore is ready for some Christmas shopping. 

Only Wendy Fiore can make a parking garage extra sexy.

Only Wendy Fiore can make a parking garage extra sexy.

Wendy Fiore busts out. 

Wendy Fiore busts out. 

Wendy Fiore is the perfect birthday gift. Thanks, babe!

Wendy Fiore is the perfect birthday gift. Thanks, babe!

Wendy Fiore knows her bras.

Wendy Fiore knows her bras.

Island hopping with Wendy Fiore.

Island hopping with Wendy Fiore.

Wendy Fiore knows how to start a Monday morning in winter. 

Wendy Fiore knows how to start a Monday morning in winter. 

Wendy Fiore is going to need much longer arms if she’s going

Wendy Fiore is going to need much longer arms if she’s going

Wendy Fiore has made a cottage industry of never showing her

Wendy Fiore has made a cottage industry of never showing her

Wendy Fiore blowing boobles, I mean bubbles.

Wendy Fiore blowing boobles, I mean bubbles.

Feel the boobs, Wendy Fiore. Burn! I meant, burn.

Feel the boobs, Wendy Fiore. Burn! I meant, burn.

Wendy Fiore is the definition of insouciant. 

Wendy Fiore is the definition of insouciant. 

I’m no expert but I don’t think Wendy Fiore’s outfit

I’m no expert but I don’t think Wendy Fiore’s outfit

Uh oh, Wendy Fiore wants to stay in this afternoon. 

Uh oh, Wendy Fiore wants to stay in this afternoon. 

Poor blind-as-a-bat Wendy Fiore needs to upgrade her eyeglasses

Poor blind-as-a-bat Wendy Fiore needs to upgrade her eyeglasses

Wendy Fiore is a big tease.

Wendy Fiore is a big tease.

A summer picnic with Wendy Fiore. Who needs food?

A summer picnic with Wendy Fiore. Who needs food?

Wendy Fiore on vacation: No hair extensions, no makeup and I

Wendy Fiore on vacation: No hair extensions, no makeup and I

Wendy Fiore is thinking, we are watching.

Wendy Fiore is thinking, we are watching.

Word. Once again, Wendy Fiore nails it.

Word. Once again, Wendy Fiore nails it.

Wendy Fiore sure knows how to wreck a bed.

Wendy Fiore sure knows how to wreck a bed.

I dated a Polish-Italian brunette a million years ago. She was

I dated a Polish-Italian brunette a million years ago. She was

Who needs hoverboards when you can witness a gravity-defying Wendy

Who needs hoverboards when you can witness a gravity-defying Wendy

If you need me, I’ll be on the beach wringing out Wendy Fiore’s

If you need me, I’ll be on the beach wringing out Wendy Fiore’s

The awesome Wendy Fiore trying on bras. I could watch this all

The awesome Wendy Fiore trying on bras. I could watch this all

Wendy Fiore - reminds me of someone I used to know. 

Wendy Fiore - reminds me of someone I used to know. 

Wendy Fiore came downstairs and wants her morning cup of tea,

Wendy Fiore came downstairs and wants her morning cup of tea,