darkfiretaimatsu: Anything you can do, I can fail at better~
darkfiretaimatsu: Magic sure is mysterious. I don’t know how
darkfiretaimatsu: “Anthro” is another word for “really
darkfiretaimatsu: This much cuteness is probably lethal. I’d
darkfiretaimatsu: Ponyville’s kind of a land-locked city,
darkfiretaimatsu: If I don’t get free stuff, it can’t be
darkfiretaimatsu: Yet another gripping installment of the Terry
darkfiretaimatsu: Even if I don’t get it, I guess it’s not
darkfiretaimatsu: Let your dreams soar. Sometimes you run into
darkfiretaimatsu: I dunno how I get myself into these sticky
darkfiretaimatsu: Also, none of us can play instruments or have
darkfiretaimatsu: Yours is the Trixie hat that will pierce the
darkfiretaimatsu: Do you want to play again, Ms. Turn Order?
darkfiretaimatsu: With praise like that, I’m gonna be glowing
darkfiretaimatsu: After all, what’s more zoologically dubious
darkfiretaimatsu: Let’s Just Ask Pinkie Tai~ turned 2 today!
darkfiretaimatsu: Don’t worry, it turns out the fluff absorbed
darkfiretaimatsu: They don’t usually have prizes inside this
darkfiretaimatsu: And for anypony not blessed with a tweedly
darkfiretaimatsu: Seriously, is that the buzz going around?
darkfiretaimatsu: If it’s not working, I’m probably going
darkfiretaimatsu: Don’t you see, Ms. Lola? Life itself is
darkfiretaimatsu: In fact, her ignorance is what makes her such
darkfiretaimatsu: I’m not a show pony. I guess being judged
darkfiretaimatsu: Everypony has a page in the Monster Manual
darkfiretaimatsu: And being technically correct is the best
darkfiretaimatsu: I wouldn’t say clothing is ponykind’s
darkfiretaimatsu: Also, boiling water is not something you want
darkfiretaimatsu: …Did you know there’s a graveyard just
darkfiretaimatsu: Bestiaries and monster manuals and fiend folios
darkfiretaimatsu: Who is Bedlam? She’s my bestest friend,
darkfiretaimatsu: Oh, magical popcorn machine, what would I
darkfiretaimatsu: Sometimes it’s easier for me to understand
darkfiretaimatsu: No matter their size or physiology, never
darkfiretaimatsu: You don’t have to be thin to be delicious,
darkfiretaimatsu: Good thing the princess has such a sense of