brofuck: “Don’t think, just do it!”
brofuck: No wonder men think with their cocks. They’re sometimes
brofuck: “I’m gonna fuck you hard like a fucking machine.”
brofuck: “Let’s find us Superman, guys.”
brofuck: Opposites attract….
brofuck: “Dad, could you just do one normal pose for my
brofuck: Fucking conceptual or conceptual fucking…?
brofuck: “Slowly, I need to record this moment, bro.”
brofuck: “Tous pour un, un pour tous.”
brofuck: “I’m so hooot… I can’t even stand this jacket.”
brofuck: “Rich people have statues in their gardens. Richer
brofuck: “Oh boy, it makes me hard only to read hist text.”
brofuck: How to hypnotize yourself whitout a pendulum.
brofuck: “I’ll just taste it and I’ll be on my way
brofuck: “I’m rubbing it against the bottom… of the
brofuck: “I tell you, bro, you gays must be so hard men
brofuck: “So many years of wrestling with my brother and
brofuck: Who wouldn’t touch his favorite celebrity…. :)
brofuck: :Ohhh…MFG
brofuck: “Let’s shower, you filthy little whore!”
brofuck: Obey your teacher!
brofuck: “What are you staring at, bro? Have you never
brofuck: “Everyone should have a bro he can lean on.”
brofuck: “I think you should better lick my feet, bro, before
brofuck: You can see the gang hierarchy…
brofuck: “You said I should be more forceful, boss.”
brofuck: - “Never mind, I can write you an excuse….” -
brofuck: We should not be afraid to ask when we want something
brofuck: “Do you think you could install me the cable?”
brofuck: “You want it wet or dry?”
brofuck: - “Fuck, mr. Harrison, your son can be here any minute.”
brofuck: “See, it’s so big I can almost lick it myself.”
brofuck: “We should get your father wasted tonight, so
brofuck: Larry Croft
brofuck: “I would need some rest before he will came home
brofuck: “You know, dad, I haven’t slept at yours for