“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to

“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to

“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not

“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not

“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why

“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why

“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to

“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to

“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t

“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had

“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had

“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”

“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.”

“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles…

“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles…

“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant

“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore

“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore

“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how

“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,

Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,

Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s

Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s

happilysweetfury:  Augustus waddy gay porn star personal trainer

happilysweetfury: Augustus waddy gay porn star personal trainer

patheticgayblog:Animals (2012)

patheticgayblog:Animals (2012)

rainbow-flyer:  Just in time for Futa Friday, it seems! I dunno

rainbow-flyer: Just in time for Futa Friday, it seems! I dunno

queer-4-futa.tumblr.com/post/143547428574/

queer-4-futa.tumblr.com/post/143547428574/

queer-4-futa.tumblr.com/post/143547491299/

queer-4-futa.tumblr.com/post/143547491299/

love this! so hot!the character is called Claire Augustus, I

love this! so hot!the character is called Claire Augustus, I

I’d rather see Claire giving than receiving but she’s always

I’d rather see Claire giving than receiving but she’s always

stillmeaneveryword:  I do, Augustus. I do.

stillmeaneveryword: I do, Augustus. I do.

typewriter-69:     Nuestros queridos héroes literarios:Augustus

typewriter-69:    Nuestros queridos héroes literarios:Augustus

usnatarchives:  Hanging in the Pennsylvania Avenue entrance lobby

usnatarchives: Hanging in the Pennsylvania Avenue entrance lobby