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“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

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The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

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“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

Threesomes solve everything.

Threesomes solve everything.

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Is recreational scolding your division?”