Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on
I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s
So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,
Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every
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They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is
How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how
Don’t think of it as chastity. Think of it as three months
You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …
Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees
Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?
Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me
Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me
This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad
This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s
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The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
First you make me come in every room in our mansion. Then
Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and
A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.
Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to
Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you
I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t