flr-captions: One month, two months, three months, four Every

flr-captions: One month, two months, three months, four Every

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

 So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,

So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

Female-Led-Relationship Diet Club For Ladies who are perfect

Female-Led-Relationship Diet Club For Ladies who are perfect

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me

Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You know how much

Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You know how much

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

Let’s see if you’re right…  If my new bra

Let’s see if you’re right…  If my new bra

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

flr-captions:  Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard

flr-captions: Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard

flr-captions:  Oh hubby! Of course not!     | Caption Credit:

flr-captions: Oh hubby! Of course not!    | Caption Credit:

flr-captions:  Oh no, you’re not going to make me come tonight.

flr-captions: Oh no, you’re not going to make me come tonight.

eraobsequium:  flr-captions:  Aww, hubby is sad he can’t come

eraobsequium: flr-captions: Aww, hubby is sad he can’t come