flr-captions: One month, two months, three months, four Every
Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on
I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s
So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,
Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every
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They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is
How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how
Don’t think of it as chastity. Think of it as three months
You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …
Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?
Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me
Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You know how much
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take
Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for
And point 17, you didn’t… Hey! You’re looking
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I
I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.
Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you
I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t
flr-captions: Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard
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flr-captions: Oh no, you’re not going to make me come tonight.
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