shittyidea:Have two criminals be the nominees for both of your
shittyidea: The truth
shittyidea: An entire government controlled by old white guys
shittyidea: Tequila flavoured water for alcoholics who just
shittyidea: Get a cafeteria tray and slide down the stairs
shittyidea: Shut down Club Penguin
shittyidea: Check if the store alarms work by stealing stuff
shittyidea: Kidz Bop
shittyidea: Tattoo your eyeball to change eye colour
shittyidea: All-You-Can-Eat delivery
shittyidea: Funeral-themed wedding
shittyidea: Do meth instead of math
shittyidea: Give every pigeon in the world explosive diarrhea
shittyidea:Have two criminals be the nominees for both of your
shittyidea:The navy should actively recruit people who cannot
shittyidea: Replace cat litter with pop rocks
shittyidea: While walking your dog, shit with them for a bonding
shittyidea: Develop a crush on someone
shittyidea: Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done
shittyidea: Use your dealer as a reference on job applications
shittyidea: Go to a college campus and exercise your right to
shittyidea: An inconvenience store
shittyidea: Develop a crush on someone
shittyidea: Have an ugly personality to match your physical
shittyidea: Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father”
shittyidea: Brexit
shittyidea: Leaving your bed in the morning
shittyidea:Scream your own name during sex
shittyidea: Touching someone’s body without consent
shittyidea: Install clapper lights in a movie theatre
shittyidea: Use your dealer as a reference on job applications
shittyidea: Destroy every single significant building in the
shittyidea: Use a paper shredder to trim your pubes
shittyidea: Microwave your phone to charge it
shittyidea: Ads that interrupt skype calls
shittyidea: “Close” the internet during the holidays