hipsterindiapers:  Ralphie is the Guardian of all that is good.

hipsterindiapers: Ralphie is the Guardian of all that is good.

thetasteofsunshine:  hi ralphie 

thetasteofsunshine: hi ralphie 

Poor Ralphie! He was so ahead of his time. I never quite understood

Poor Ralphie! He was so ahead of his time. I never quite understood

A Christmas Story: Ralphie with soap in his mouth. Oh Fudge!

A Christmas Story: Ralphie with soap in his mouth. Oh Fudge!

“You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie!!” Happy

“You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie!!” Happy

asvprock:  Hey i’m Ralphy, i’m single thats my problem. And

asvprock: Hey i’m Ralphy, i’m single thats my problem. And

kaibacrop:  GODDAMNIT RALPHIE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS

kaibacrop: GODDAMNIT RALPHIE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS

Just Call Me Ralphie

Just Call Me Ralphie

lovemysexymom:Oh My God Ralphy, I’ve always said you’re tall

lovemysexymom:Oh My God Ralphy, I’ve always said you’re tall

sirmitchell:  SUPER - Series 1 is now available! Buy two and

sirmitchell: SUPER - Series 1 is now available! Buy two and

curvescurls:  cc-videos:  Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted

curvescurls: cc-videos: Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted

Download Action Bronson x ‘A Christmas Story’ Wallpaper (via

Download Action Bronson x ‘A Christmas Story’ Wallpaper (via

biggshot:  We had Ralphie’s wife over, we made her suck our

biggshot: We had Ralphie’s wife over, we made her suck our

inkfreakz:  Drawing by @drewshurtleff #art #artist #artists #artwork

inkfreakz: Drawing by @drewshurtleff #art #artist #artists #artwork

 SEXY RALPHIE

SEXY RALPHIE

parkingstrange:  asvprock just randomly walked into our house

parkingstrange: asvprock just randomly walked into our house

i-will-call-you-sir:   Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The line

i-will-call-you-sir: Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The line

sarajayxxx:  Me & @beccadiamondxx @greenhousenyc SO TO @burnitdowngroup

sarajayxxx: Me & @beccadiamondxx @greenhousenyc SO TO @burnitdowngroup

deezyvondoom:  blackphoenix77:  snarkay:  poor ralphie.  This

deezyvondoom: blackphoenix77: snarkay: poor ralphie. This

cc-videos:  Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted to say that

cc-videos: Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted to say that

thedailywhat:  Unnecessary Sequel of the Day: It’s official

thedailywhat: Unnecessary Sequel of the Day: It’s official

cc-videos:  Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted to say that

cc-videos: Person filming: Ralphie I just wanted to say that

i-will-call-you-sir:   Ralphie as Adult: [chuckling] Ho, ho,

i-will-call-you-sir: Ralphie as Adult: [chuckling] Ho, ho,

i-will-call-you-sir:   Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The line

i-will-call-you-sir: Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The line

i-will-call-you-sir:   Ralphie as Adult: [chuckling] Ho, ho,

i-will-call-you-sir: Ralphie as Adult: [chuckling] Ho, ho,

glowpinkstah:  It’s ok Ralphy boy! I choo choo choose you!

glowpinkstah: It’s ok Ralphy boy! I choo choo choose you!

captainwarbuckle:  A Christmas Story + adult Ralphie’s narration 

captainwarbuckle: A Christmas Story + adult Ralphie’s narration 

asvprock:  Hey i’m Ralphy, i’m single thats my problem. You

asvprock: Hey i’m Ralphy, i’m single thats my problem. You

tanlines4me:  Ralphie pink thong

tanlines4me: Ralphie pink thong

WASSSSUP BITCHES, POLO RALPHY

WASSSSUP BITCHES, POLO RALPHY

themiseducationofb:   People will stare. Make it worth their

themiseducationofb: People will stare. Make it worth their

igbait:  Ralphy  #spanishpapi

igbait: Ralphy #spanishpapi

lovemysexymom:  Oh My God Ralphy, I’ve always said you’re

lovemysexymom: Oh My God Ralphy, I’ve always said you’re

blood-in-smiles:  whatsuptiff:  jupitersmisfit:  asvprock:  Hey

blood-in-smiles: whatsuptiff: jupitersmisfit: asvprock: Hey

handsomedogs:  When your mom says it’s bath time 👀  Ralphie,

handsomedogs: When your mom says it’s bath time 👀 Ralphie,

mskungfubokchoy:  “Only one thing in the world could’ve

mskungfubokchoy: “Only one thing in the world could’ve