Yes, that’s me in the picture caption! 😊

Yes, that’s me in the picture caption! 😊

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on

We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all

We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Remember!  If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t

Remember!  If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Good chores list darling.   For a start. Write Monday on the

Good chores list darling.   For a start. Write Monday on the

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm.  It’s

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think of it as three months

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees

Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

Inspired by Anos on 4Chan: http://boards.4chan.org/hc/thread/820757/chastity-threadAn

Inspired by Anos on 4Chan: http://boards.4chan.org/hc/thread/820757/chastity-threadAn