Someone isn’t in the holiday spirit yet!! #mornings #losangeles

Someone isn’t in the holiday spirit yet!! #mornings #losangeles

Crazy mirrors! #modeling #homedecor #losangeles

Crazy mirrors! #modeling #homedecor #losangeles

Kombucha. It’s like beer for breakfast! #BetterBooch #food

Kombucha. It’s like beer for breakfast! #BetterBooch #food

I am totally grooving to #DTLA’s “Tease, if you please!”

I am totally grooving to #DTLA’s “Tease, if you please!”

Sun gods. #art #painting #LosAngeles

Sun gods. #art #painting #LosAngeles

Time to enjoy the #Getty museum in #LosAngeles with my family!

Time to enjoy the #Getty museum in #LosAngeles with my family!

Call Steve for your #CatalinaIsland touring needs! #LosAngeles

Call Steve for your #CatalinaIsland touring needs! #LosAngeles

@SanAntonioWinery is all decked out for #ValentinesDay! #wine

@SanAntonioWinery is all decked out for #ValentinesDay! #wine

New glasses! Ovo lenses are the shizz! #foureyes #glasses #losangeles

New glasses! Ovo lenses are the shizz! #foureyes #glasses #losangeles

I’m getting more rotten porn clothes for you all. #fashion

I’m getting more rotten porn clothes for you all. #fashion

How can you not love @TenderGreens ?! #LosAngeles #Food #Foodie

How can you not love @TenderGreens ?! #LosAngeles #Food #Foodie

I love this #SFV lawn alternative! #Flowers #Spring #LosAngeles

I love this #SFV lawn alternative! #Flowers #Spring #LosAngeles

I haven’t mastered the art of subtlety when trying to capture

I haven’t mastered the art of subtlety when trying to capture

Apparently neighbors can’t appreciate good sex unless they

Apparently neighbors can’t appreciate good sex unless they

Napa Valley Grille is a nice brunch spot! #food #foodie #Saturday

Napa Valley Grille is a nice brunch spot! #food #foodie #Saturday

Time to see the JMW Turner exhibit at the #Getty! #art #LosAngeles

Time to see the JMW Turner exhibit at the #Getty! #art #LosAngeles

I bet you can figure out where I am! ;) #art #VanGogh #LosAngeles

I bet you can figure out where I am! ;) #art #VanGogh #LosAngeles

Foie gras fest course 2: seared foie gras with a date reduction,

Foie gras fest course 2: seared foie gras with a date reduction,

Foie gras fest course 3: this one I should explain: since there

Foie gras fest course 3: this one I should explain: since there

What a sweet little thing! #Venice #pets #LosAngeles #beach #birds

What a sweet little thing! #Venice #pets #LosAngeles #beach #birds

What did the snake wear to the beach? A pythong! #beach #Venice

What did the snake wear to the beach? A pythong! #beach #Venice

What did the snake wear to the beach? A pythong! #beach #Venice

What did the snake wear to the beach? A pythong! #beach #Venice

Possibly my favorite dish at the #Bazaar out of the ten we tried:

Possibly my favorite dish at the #Bazaar out of the ten we tried:

New prescription #Fendi shades for this #summer! Who wants to

New prescription #Fendi shades for this #summer! Who wants to

I never see #Maine plates out here in #LosAngeles! #Mainer #vacationland

I never see #Maine plates out here in #LosAngeles! #Mainer #vacationland

Everything is prettier in the cunt tree. BTS by @asheswednesday

Everything is prettier in the cunt tree. BTS by @asheswednesday

I now know that I love to feed ostriches! #travel #LosAngeles

I now know that I love to feed ostriches! #travel #LosAngeles

I amped up my day with Swedish sweets! #Swedish #Candy #food

I amped up my day with Swedish sweets! #Swedish #Candy #food

Which museum in Los Angeles am I at?? #LosAngeles #birds #bizarre

Which museum in Los Angeles am I at?? #LosAngeles #birds #bizarre

Daddy’s girl. Www.clips4sale.com/47000 #cute #fashion #LosAngeles

Daddy’s girl. Www.clips4sale.com/47000 #cute #fashion #LosAngeles

I’m on my way to my new house! #Selfie #home #exciting

I’m on my way to my new house! #Selfie #home #exciting

Ashe’s lasagna looks so excited to see him! #Micelis #food

Ashe’s lasagna looks so excited to see him! #Micelis #food

Guess the dish #2! #food #foodie #foodporn #LosAngeles

Guess the dish #2! #food #foodie #foodporn #LosAngeles

I LOVE DOMCON! @petplaypalace & tumblr crew of amazing awesomeness.

I LOVE DOMCON! @petplaypalace & tumblr crew of amazing awesomeness.

Sooooo many sex toys! #domcon #domconla #domconla2015 #femdom

Sooooo many sex toys! #domcon #domconla #domconla2015 #femdom

Downtown Los Angeles view from our suite. I love DomCon! #losangeles

Downtown Los Angeles view from our suite. I love DomCon! #losangeles