foodtrucker:  *screams out in anger* I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS!!!!

foodtrucker: *screams out in anger* I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS!!!!

foodtrucker:  *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker: *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker:  waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker:  waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker:  i wonder if anyone religiously checks my blog

foodtrucker: i wonder if anyone religiously checks my blog

foodtrucker:  I’VE BEEN SMILING FOR 5 MINUTES JUST LOOKING

foodtrucker: I’VE BEEN SMILING FOR 5 MINUTES JUST LOOKING

foodtrucker:  Do fish know they’re wet

foodtrucker: Do fish know they’re wet

foodtrucker:  waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker:  please don’t flirt with people i secretly like

foodtrucker: please don’t flirt with people i secretly like

foodtrucker:  *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker: *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker:  i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker: i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker:  waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different

foodtrucker:  when someone follows all of your friends but you

foodtrucker: when someone follows all of your friends but you

foodtrucker:  i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker: i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker:   i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker: i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker:   when your ear finally unpops and everything is

foodtrucker: when your ear finally unpops and everything is

foodtrucker:  why does no one have a crush on me what am I doing

foodtrucker: why does no one have a crush on me what am I doing

foodtrucker:  ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with

foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with

foodtrucker:  please don’t flirt with people i secretly like

foodtrucker: please don’t flirt with people i secretly like

foodtrucker:  Do fish know they’re wet

foodtrucker: Do fish know they’re wet

foodtrucker:   i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker: i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker:  how do i exit the toilet with a laptop without

foodtrucker: how do i exit the toilet with a laptop without

foodtrucker:  I Don’t Know What That Crumb Was But It Tasted

foodtrucker: I Don’t Know What That Crumb Was But It Tasted

foodtrucker:  50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny

foodtrucker: 50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny

foodtrucker:  imagine how dark we’d all be if the light from

foodtrucker: imagine how dark we’d all be if the light from

foodtrucker:  i don’t have bags underneath my eyes, i have

foodtrucker: i don’t have bags underneath my eyes, i have

foodtrucker:  I love it when you’re listening to a song and

foodtrucker: I love it when you’re listening to a song and

foodtrucker:  weekends only last 20 minutes. fact.

foodtrucker: weekends only last 20 minutes. fact.

foodtrucker:  I still don’t know how to accept compliments

foodtrucker: I still don’t know how to accept compliments

foodtrucker:  i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool

foodtrucker: i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool

foodtrucker:  *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker: *gets a panic attack whenever people get close

foodtrucker:   i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker: i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without

foodtrucker:  imagine how dark we’d all be if the light from

foodtrucker: imagine how dark we’d all be if the light from

foodtrucker:  i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker: i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

foodtrucker:  I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

foodtrucker: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

foodtrucker:  Do fish know they’re wet

foodtrucker: Do fish know they’re wet