The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the
Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all
Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you
Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t
Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling. I need this
I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s
Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed. Noted. Staring
Good chores list darling. For a start. Write Monday on the
Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You
They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is
How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how
Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm. It’s
Don’t think of it as chastity. Think of it as three months
You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …
Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”
Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees
Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines.
Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me
This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad
This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s
The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
First you make me come in every room in our mansion. Then
Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and
A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.
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None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you
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I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t