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Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html
Source: Demotivational Posters
flr-captions: I’m so glad we agreed to lock you up in a chastity
flr-captions: Darling, I know you’re not comfortable with
flr-captions: Sorry, did I have my eyes closed? I was distracted
flr-captions: I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you.
flr-captions: Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.
flr-captions: Thank God being submissive is completely consistent
flr-captions: No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity.
flr-captions: I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual.
flr-captions: Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.
flr-captions: No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly
flr-captions: Hubby, do you think I brought you down here to
flr-captions: I love this dream where he does all the housework,
flr-captions: Me? I’m smiling because I know what I’m
flr-captions: Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The idea
flr-captions: Darling, I’m glad you love the sweet innocent
flr-captions: Hubby, I know how much you want to see your chastity
flr-captions: If I need to tell you what to do next, you’re
flr-captions: I’m so happy you took over all the housework
flr-captions: You understand? You follow me in here and I close
flr-captions: You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or
flr-captions: Come in here and endure whatever I have planned
flr-captions: Now I’ve tied him to the bed, what to do, what
flr-captions: Apparently you don’t understand so I’ll explain
flr-captions: Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say
flr-captions: Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you
flr-captions: Hubby, I wear this to remind you of the only game
flr-captions: No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for
flr-captions: There’s a place you should be and it isn’t
flr-captions: I don’t care that your dad didn’t take
flr-captions: I wonder if I should have told him he would have
flr-captions: Oh no, you’re not going to make me come tonight.
flr-captions: Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.
flr-captions: Thank God being submissive is completely consistent