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bluvelvet99: He finally did it. the man who was hitting on your
You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.
You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.
mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother
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Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.
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My mommy gets fucked (by site: Mommy Got Boobs)
Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede.
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“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s
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The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture
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bluvelvet99: You come home from a long day at work to see your
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bluvelvet99: Your mom and your dad had been married for 19 years
bluvelvet99: Man, you had only moved out of the house last month
bluvelvet99: You were at your mom’s office Christmas party.
bluvelvet99: When the number of men hoping and pleading with
bluvelvet99: Was what your mom asked during the morning of your
bluvelvet99: Do you hear it? Chugachugachugachuga. It’s the
bluvelvet99: Prom was coming up, and one thing that you and
bluvelvet99: That’s your mom you’re looking at with exasperation.
bluvelvet99: She was famous at the gym you worked at. It wasn’t
bluvelvet99: Your coworker was such a bullshitter. Everybody
bluvelvet99: “Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie” played
bluvelvet99: It’s pretty strange to think about. I write a