autumnalmutterings:  Well, there was a sale on the red ones,

autumnalmutterings: Well, there was a sale on the red ones,

autumnalmutterings:  I hope you understand that what’s happening

autumnalmutterings: I hope you understand that what’s happening

autumnalmutterings:  At this gym, the phrase ‘no pain, no gain’

autumnalmutterings: At this gym, the phrase ‘no pain, no gain’

autumnalmutterings:  A blanket and a book to read? Somebody was

autumnalmutterings: A blanket and a book to read? Somebody was

autumnalmutterings:  I think we’ll be able to entertain ourselves

autumnalmutterings: I think we’ll be able to entertain ourselves

autumnalmutterings:  Now really, if I had any interest in your

autumnalmutterings: Now really, if I had any interest in your

autumnalmutterings:  Oooh, black and white panel gag!

autumnalmutterings: Oooh, black and white panel gag!

autumnalmutterings:  Hey! You suggested this back at the nightclub.

autumnalmutterings: Hey! You suggested this back at the nightclub.

autumnalmutterings:  When we’re not otherwise occupied, her

autumnalmutterings: When we’re not otherwise occupied, her

autumnalmutterings:  Establishing total control, even of her

autumnalmutterings: Establishing total control, even of her

autumnalmutterings:  Calling it a night, but do give your kind

autumnalmutterings: Calling it a night, but do give your kind

autumnalmutterings:  ‘Oh, crap. I think I hear the janitor

autumnalmutterings: ‘Oh, crap. I think I hear the janitor

autumnalmutterings:  She always made the best party favour.

autumnalmutterings: She always made the best party favour.

autumnalmutterings:  She should have known something was up when

autumnalmutterings: She should have known something was up when

autumnalmutterings:  Great! I’ll buy them both. Put their gags

autumnalmutterings: Great! I’ll buy them both. Put their gags

autumnalmutterings:  Walkies!

autumnalmutterings: Walkies!

autumnalmutterings:  Waiting patiently on the auction block.

autumnalmutterings: Waiting patiently on the auction block.

autumnalmutterings:  Well look, you’re stripped naked and chained

autumnalmutterings: Well look, you’re stripped naked and chained

autumnalmutterings:  ‘Great. I got bought by Ashton Kutcher’s

autumnalmutterings: ‘Great. I got bought by Ashton Kutcher’s

autumnalmutterings:  You’re the one who claimed to be a ‘bondage

autumnalmutterings: You’re the one who claimed to be a ‘bondage

autumnalmutterings:  When you have her to the point where she

autumnalmutterings: When you have her to the point where she

autumnalmutterings:  See? I told you we’d find a good use for

autumnalmutterings: See? I told you we’d find a good use for

autumnalmutterings:  As a matter of fact, you do have to put

autumnalmutterings: As a matter of fact, you do have to put

autumnalmutterings:  ‘Oh, He is going to love the present I

autumnalmutterings: ‘Oh, He is going to love the present I

autumnalmutterings:  Do you recall me telling you that if I ever

autumnalmutterings: Do you recall me telling you that if I ever

autumnalmutterings:  ‘Great. I got bought by Richard Nixon.’

autumnalmutterings: ‘Great. I got bought by Richard Nixon.’

autumnalmutterings:  An idle question about his belt collection

autumnalmutterings: An idle question about his belt collection

autumnalmutterings:  ‘Well, naturally we don’t want you going

autumnalmutterings: ‘Well, naturally we don’t want you going

autumnalmutterings:  Hm? Oh, that. Well, now that we’ve secured

autumnalmutterings: Hm? Oh, that. Well, now that we’ve secured

autumnalmutterings:  Hey, a portable, easy to transport bondage

autumnalmutterings: Hey, a portable, easy to transport bondage

autumnalmutterings:  Two lovelies awaiting an evening’s entertainment….or

autumnalmutterings: Two lovelies awaiting an evening’s entertainment….or

autumnalmutterings:  Be grateful! I could have left you like

autumnalmutterings: Be grateful! I could have left you like

autumnalmutterings:  Well, the tiki bar I bought her at is pretty

autumnalmutterings: Well, the tiki bar I bought her at is pretty

autumnalmutterings:  His new toys.

autumnalmutterings: His new toys.

autumnalmutterings:  Funny, I must have missed this episode of

autumnalmutterings: Funny, I must have missed this episode of

autumnalmutterings:  Quit complaining. You wanted to be in a

autumnalmutterings: Quit complaining. You wanted to be in a