Alyssa Alps, your hammock buddy.

Alyssa Alps, your hammock buddy.

Alyssa Alps has a unique way of welcoming me home. 

Alyssa Alps has a unique way of welcoming me home. 

Alyssa Alps tearing it up onstage.

Alyssa Alps tearing it up onstage.

Alyssa Alps rocking a wife beater before tub time.

Alyssa Alps rocking a wife beater before tub time.

Alyssa Alps looks extra cute in bangs and thigh-highs. 

Alyssa Alps looks extra cute in bangs and thigh-highs. 

Alyssa Alps takes a break.

Alyssa Alps takes a break.

Alyssa Alps, you are at the top of the Naughty List, my dear.

Alyssa Alps, you are at the top of the Naughty List, my dear.

Alyssa Alps with some serious 80s hair from her dancing days. 

Alyssa Alps with some serious 80s hair from her dancing days. 

Alyssa Alps has something ion her mind and it isn’t a nap,

Alyssa Alps has something ion her mind and it isn’t a nap,

Alyssa Alps puts some pretty lace to good use. 

Alyssa Alps puts some pretty lace to good use. 

Alyssa Alps pins Nikki Knockers in this week’s installment

Alyssa Alps pins Nikki Knockers in this week’s installment

Alyssa Alps from one of her appearances on the paper Internet

Alyssa Alps from one of her appearances on the paper Internet

Alyssa Alps against a sun-baked wall. Perfect together.

Alyssa Alps against a sun-baked wall. Perfect together.

Alyssa Alps messes up a perfectly fine bed with her amazing amazingness

Alyssa Alps messes up a perfectly fine bed with her amazing amazingness

Alyssa Alps would like to open up about our relationship. 

Alyssa Alps would like to open up about our relationship. 

Alyssa Alps and her bedroom eyes. 

Alyssa Alps and her bedroom eyes. 

Alyssa Alps has a novel way of drying her nail polish.

Alyssa Alps has a novel way of drying her nail polish.

Alyssa Alps really hates sand in her bikini bottom. 

Alyssa Alps really hates sand in her bikini bottom. 

Alyssa Alps hits a bottomless beach for a change.

Alyssa Alps hits a bottomless beach for a change.

Alyssa Alps opens up in a mesh shirt - sheer perfection. Get

Alyssa Alps opens up in a mesh shirt - sheer perfection. Get

Alyssa Alps and her hand bra bikini top. If you need any lotion

Alyssa Alps and her hand bra bikini top. If you need any lotion

Alyssa Alps needs a moment.

Alyssa Alps needs a moment.

Alyssa Alps might need a hand from falling over. I can help out. 

Alyssa Alps might need a hand from falling over. I can help out. 

Alyssa Alps needs a hand making the bed. Or unmaking it?

Alyssa Alps needs a hand making the bed. Or unmaking it?

Alyssa Alps wants to know if she’s taking this tee-shirt

Alyssa Alps wants to know if she’s taking this tee-shirt

Alyssa Alps washes ashore. 

Alyssa Alps washes ashore. 

Alyssa Alps remembers to match her lace gloves with her lingerie.

Alyssa Alps remembers to match her lace gloves with her lingerie.

Alyssa Alps is in danger of straining herself. 

Alyssa Alps is in danger of straining herself. 

Alyssa Alps is my favorite member of the White Stripes. 

Alyssa Alps is my favorite member of the White Stripes. 

Alyssa Alps, I think. 

Alyssa Alps, I think. 

Alyssa Alps found the perfect bottomless beach on our vacation. 

Alyssa Alps found the perfect bottomless beach on our vacation. 

Alyssa Alps plays the Cups Song.

Alyssa Alps plays the Cups Song.

Alyssa Alps in her kelly green sweater back in the Big90s. Her

Alyssa Alps in her kelly green sweater back in the Big90s. Her

Alyssa Alps, at her best.

Alyssa Alps, at her best.

Alyssa Alps sunny side up in her kelly-green sweater.

Alyssa Alps sunny side up in her kelly-green sweater.

Alyssa Alps leans back. We all win.

Alyssa Alps leans back. We all win.