I hope recall works after having your insides pulverized by 38cm

I hope recall works after having your insides pulverized by 38cm

1337tattoos:  Travis Pulver

1337tattoos: Travis Pulver

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

saru-pulver-artblog:  saru-pulver-artblog:  Part 1 / Part 2

saru-pulver-artblog: saru-pulver-artblog: Part 1 / Part 2

Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season

Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season

karlimeaghan:  Sherlock AU: Femlock/Molrenelock (is that a thing?

karlimeaghan: Sherlock AU: Femlock/Molrenelock (is that a thing?

pulvering:  If you have ever lost someone very important to you,

pulvering: If you have ever lost someone very important to you,

pulvering:  Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know

pulvering: Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know

pulvering: Random Photoset of a Life Ruiner ›› Rupert Grint

pulvering: Random Photoset of a Life Ruiner ›› Rupert Grint

pulverant:  MUTHA FUCKIN ICECREAM TRUCK BITCH

pulverant: MUTHA FUCKIN ICECREAM TRUCK BITCH

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