You complain to your older brother that your girlfriend will
Your wife comes home really horny and pulls out a blindfold.
Your mom is working as hard as she can to please your new step-dad
Your Girlfriend: Oh my god honey, I finally did it. I took your
Your co-worker got the promotion that you had been working so
Your girlfriend and you were at a party one night. She was dressed
You: Honey it’s very important that my boss is happy and
Your very first girlfriend and you are about to have sex. She
You told your mom about the bully at school who always teases
Your girlfriend: This is the guy who bullied you all through
Your wife can’t believe the size of your boss. No wonder
That asshole neighbor has been playing loud music all day. Your
Your boss caught your daughter just as she was coming home from
Your girlfriend looks at you as the guy who just beat you down