published on: 2013-06-05 21:57:00
Your very first girlfriend and you are about to have sex. She
You: Honey it’s very important that my boss is happy and
Your co-worker got the promotion that you had been working so
Your Girlfriend: Oh my god honey, I finally did it. I took your
Your mom is working as hard as she can to please your new step-dad
Your wife comes home really horny and pulls out a blindfold.