Bored? Like sex? So does “Hot Desire”. Come meet
If this is what ballerinas actually look like I’d become
Two of my favorite things in one - Disney and models
Black on white, looks tight
LIFEHACK: When you run out of hot dog buns…
GITTIN DOWN TO BIZNAZZ
Bored with the Oscars? Party like you’re at your own Oscar
I feel a lot less nervous watching the Oscars when I picture
This is what happens to the Oscar when the winners get home,
GIRLS OF ETSY: Sasha Grey LOLZ.
This is what I’m doing during the boring parts of the Oscars.
I dunno about this performance… I kind of prefer Karen
As far as I’m concerned there’s only one movie Jared
I love a girl that thinks ahead. Penelope Cruz can just lay down
Who else is psyched for the Oscars?
CAM GIRL SPOTLIGHT: Meet BelleDaisy. I’m sure her face
Meta: We’re all the same!
Git yours, girl. That guy looks unconscious.
Mmm tastes like teen spirit.
CARAMEL SWIRL
SLO MO SATURDAYS
Boston Cream
POWERFUCK SATURDAYS: Soundtrack: AC/DC
Time Machine Saturdays: Grunge Pussy
GOOD MORNING! I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, vomit,
The Little Mermaid is even hotter than I remember…
Dafuq is that?
MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Sometimes it’s just easier to let the
WONDERPUSSY! GET IN THERE.
Bareback Fridays: “You wore a condom, right?” “Yeah,
Who’s going home with sisters tonight?
Whoops, I guess there’s a hole in my pants that needs mending…
FRIDAY NIGHT HULKMANIA! I dunno if he’s the coolest superhero,
I'ma beat that pussy up / You get it wet enough, I might lick
Meet “Black Roses”, she looks she’d have a
This is the Olympics, right?